so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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