its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
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After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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