So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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