is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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