WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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