YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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