i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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