i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just cropdusted the office
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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