My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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