But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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