i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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