Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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