Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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