Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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