Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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