I wannas sexs uuuuu
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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