Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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