i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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