Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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