Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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