Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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