We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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