Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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