Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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