Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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