whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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