We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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