Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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