These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I don't deserve a penis
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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