fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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