remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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