Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I have already put on my inside pants.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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