Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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