so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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