so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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