..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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