I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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