Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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