He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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