i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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