I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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