I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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