But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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