Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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