She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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