i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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