You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Randomize
