this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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