My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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