is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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