Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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