Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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