I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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