AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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